John Doe

John Doe is the unremarkable name of an unremarkable man. He has an unremarkable appearence, and dresses in unremarkable clothes. He has an unremarkable past with an unremarkable goal. His manner is quite unremarkable. He is quite unremarkable.

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Unless, of course, you're willing to look past the files and the numbers and actually meet the man, the man named John Doe. His eyes, logged as an unremarkable brown, carry an odd light to them, and his gaze, while unthreatening, is difficult to hold for long. He's also been noted to have a rather un-unremarkable skill in computers and electronics.

Beyond that? Find out for yourself. But be careful of which ice you tread on.